Product Overview
A slim, confident tee that speaks before you do. This lightweight cotton shirt carries a tongue-in-cheek definition across the chest in crisp, readable type — a quiet, wry declaration for anyone who navigates nonsense with grace and dark humor. The soft ring-spun fabric drapes easily and breathes all day, while the clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette wearable under a jacket or on its own. Wear it to low-key meetups, late-night trivia, or when you need clothing that matches your dry, clever vibe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed elements for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed elements for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
