Product Overview
This tee carries a sharp, sarcastic voice — bold yellow headline and crisp white definition text on a deep black shirt. It reads like a private joke for people who meet chaos with dark humor. Wear it to defuse a tense morning, spark a laugh at a messy get-together, or slip it on for an offbeat night out. The fabric feels soft against the skin, drapes cleanly, and keeps its shape after many washes. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to say, without saying too much, that you’ve already checked out of trying to control everything.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reinforced shoulders
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve and inner-label prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reinforced shoulders
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve and inner-label prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
